GuitarGear

 - Welcome to our store, sir. We are glad to offer you a great variety of emotions, which one or, maybe, two you'd like? - Do you have "love" feelings? - Yes, of course, everyone understands the word in their own way, so we don't have simply "love", could you describe it a little bit more? - Welllll.. You know, a warm one, since it's autumn now. - My apologies; we are out of such kind, you see, everyone is looking for it, 'cause the fall is really rainy and cold this year. - Ooh guess, I'm a bit late then... - We can offer you some hots. Would you like "passion"? - No, no, thanks. - Then, maybe, the "lust" will do? - Huh! D